{"product_id":"count-vulva-large-by-pony","title":"COUNT VULVA - LARGE — by Pony","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCOUNT VULVA - LARGE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHello! I'm Count Vulva, the blood-sucking tampon vampire. Cool, huh?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know what's crazy? More than half the world's population goes through this rollercoaster of bodily sensations every month, and nobody ever talks about it. And hey, get this, I'd never say no to a little trip to the amusement park, but a rollercoaster lasting several consecutive days when you haven't bought tickets? No thanks. But apparently, we have no choice but to stay on the ride until menopause, and that's where I come in. I spent a thousand years isolated in a tower, far from everything, too embarrassed by what I was experiencing. But not anymore. Today, my mission is to bring comfort to everyone going through menstrual pain, to make this time a little less uncomfortable for all those queens who hustle while living this bloody reality since tender adolescence. How about a nice hot bath and some cuddles?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCount Vulva is handmade in Montreal. Each Count Vulva is unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlush dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e37 cm x 33 cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash in cold water, delicate cycle and avoid tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAbout Pony\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePony is a Montréal-based brand imagined by visual artist Gabrielle Laïla Tittley. Each creation is a metaphorical hug, a wink to the heart, and a reminder that sensitivity is a strength and that tenderness can be a radical act. More than just a brand, Pony is a creative refuge: a space where humor, art, and vulnerability coexist in perfect harmony.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePURCHASE INFO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.paperole.com\/pages\/purchasing-shipping-and-return-policy\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSee shipping and returns details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned in Montréal by Pony Mtl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52149386412327,"sku":"PNY-TTOU-CNTV-PNK","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1368\/1017\/files\/Count_vulva_1.jpg?v=1790106312","url":"https:\/\/www.paperole.com\/products\/count-vulva-large-by-pony","provider":"Paperole","version":"1.0","type":"link"}